dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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