People with herpes should wear stickers.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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