he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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