Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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