Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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