i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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