There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
