I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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