I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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