Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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