It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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