I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i've created a new STD.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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