literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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