but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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