the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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