She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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