No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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