so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You pole danced in your parka.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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