something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well I just put wine in my tea
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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