My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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