Don't you send me to vm
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Too much gin, very little bucket
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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