Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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