the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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