It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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