This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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