But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Only a mothe r could love this liver
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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