We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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