I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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