don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.