I can tuck mytits in my pants
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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