ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't deserve a penis
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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