All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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