happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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