Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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