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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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