I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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