I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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