But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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