Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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