I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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