so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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