Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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