Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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