She's JV to your varsity
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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