Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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