I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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