just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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