Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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