do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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