He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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