She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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