TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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