Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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