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he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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