Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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