I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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